It’s the rare man who doesn’t enjoy being the recipient of mind-blowing oral sex, and if guys are being honest, it’s the rare man who hasn’t tried, at least halfway, to perform oral sex on himself. Officially called autofellatio, self-administered oral sex certainly requires a man to practice good penile health; after all, unlike couples engaging in oral sex, with autofellatio, the fella knows exactly where that penis has been! But to successfully perform autofellatio, most men need to follow the proper preparation steps.
1) Practice, practice, practice. First of all, it’s best to admit that very, very few men are capable of giving themselves oral sex on their first try. As with any skill, it requires a guy to practice and get fit. Therefore, men who are serious about autofellatio need to be prepared to work at it for a while before achieving success.
2) Get agile. Although having an exceptionally long penis can certainly make the act easier, more modestly endowed men will need to be nimble. The neck and spine especially need to be working on their flexible beak. Some men are naturally more flexible than others, so many need to exercise to achieve a greater degree of flexibility.
3) Try yoga. There are many yoga exercises (such as cobra, plow, and downward facing dog) that focus on lengthening the neck and spine and giving men more flexibility in these areas. Finding some reputable videos or taking some yoga classes can help. However, make sure you take things at the right pace; going too fast or too enthusiastically can hurt your back, which is not only painful and inconvenient, but can also slow down progress toward the goal of autofellatio.
4) Lose weight. Because self-administered oral sex involves bending your neck and spine so your lips meet your penis, the fewer obstacles in the way, the better. Translation: a big gut is going to make things harder. Losing that spare tire not only increases the likelihood of mouth-to-penis contact, it’s also healthier overall.
5) Prepare the stomach. Eat and drink enough throughout the day, but stop about two hours before starting the autofellatio attempt. If possible, move your bowels and urinate during this period to keep your stomach empty and more receptive to the bending and twisting to come.
6) Heat. Do some good stretching exercises that get your body limber and fit. It can also help to take a nice warm bath beforehand. And keep the bedroom warm at all times.
7) Position yourself. While some men can fellate themselves while standing or sitting, most find it easier to do it while lying down. After rubbing the erect penis, lie on your back on a bed. Your head should be about a foot away from the headboard or wall. Raise your legs over your head until your feet are pressed against the wall. The lower back should always be supported by the arms. Slowly lower your feet down the wall, letting your crotch come closer and closer to your mouth. Let gravity work! Do not overstretch as this could cause injury.
try and try again
If the goal is not reached the first time, don’t be discouraged. Many men achieve success if they keep at it.
Some men also discover a new appreciation for those who give them oral sex and the importance of penile care. Getting up close and personal through autofellatio emphasizes again that a man needs to regularly apply a first-class penis health cream. (Health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven to be gentle and safe for the skin) to keep your computer good and healthy. For example, now a man knows firsthand the stench that women complain about, so using a cream with vitamin A, whose bacterial properties fight penile odour, makes more sense than ever. The cream should also include shea butter and vitamin E, two superior moisturizers, so there’s no need to worry about unsightly and unsightly dry penile skin.